*Geek Alarms Going Off*
Okay, some scientists are saying that wormholes might not be able to exist: Wormhole Story
Now, this really really screws with my plan to time travel in my old age and see all of the good baseball games I’ve missed, and go visit the future where I can ride on a rocket ship to another planet and visit with aliens. How am I going to relive my “most hilarious moments of my life” list over and over without time travel?! (Oh shush, you know you keep one of those lists too…) I mean, with MY family, you know that’s a good list, and I’ve got plans!!
I don’t care what these couple of nay-saying scientists say, I’m holding out hope!
Tony Caselli 
A few priceless times in history for you to visit on your wormhole travels:
1. The Pinto ride following Dad, wondering if he was mistaking us for the OTHER 1980 Orange Pinto that was also following him. “Daddy…that’s not us!!!”
2. FADCAM. In case you’ve forgotten the acronym, that would be Frank and Di’s Crazy Ass Move. Cause hey, why not? You could sit around in our old house and spark up a doobie with the freaky new owners.
3. Just for kicks and giggles, how about reliving that time that you got lost trying to get from Canton to Allen Park, and ended up in Deerfield?
4. What about the time you got your car stuck in the mud at the house on Prescott, then in your fit of rage, threw your keys…that landed on the roof of the house?
I could go on for days….
Ahhhh the good old days…
OMG that was hilarious. That’s a close second to Mom on the roller coaster! “Daaaad…..we’re over heeeeeeere”…
And as fun as that sounds, I have to clean out my sock drawer after I wash the dog.
Anybody could’ve made that mistake. Is it my fault I forgot to pay attention to where things were for the first 18 years?! Nobody told me there’d be a freaking test, or I would’ve studied!
This shall never be spoken of again.
Re: Ahhhh the good old days…
Wait…on that last one, #4, didn’t you also then slip in the mud and fall on a stick and slice your forehead open? It’s all coming back to me now. All these things posted on your website for all your friends to see…
Re: Ahhhh the good old days…
*sigh* yes…it wasn’t so much a ‘slip in the mud and fall’ as it was ‘flinging myself headfirst into a mud puddle in a moment of dramatic angst’. That was a long day. Makes for a great story, though! *grin*
Re: Ahhhh the good old days…
Speaking of your dramatics…you’ve passed that down to my son, who, over the weekend, could have won an Oscar for some of his performances. Oh the drama.
speaking of the pinto
there was the time we were heading back to the house and the stick shift came off in your hand. And I do mean off as in right out of the transmission.
SDL
Re: speaking of the pinto
Oh my God, I’d forgotten all about that! That was hilarious. I remember just handing you the stickshift and saying “hold this” as I tried to get us home in 2nd gear! Your face was hysterical!
Man, I loved that Pinto! A bomb on wheels, we drove the crap outta that thing, didn’t we!? Heh, and I’ve upgraded from Ford’s cheapest model The Pinto to Ford’s cheapest model The Escort. I’d really like to win the Lotto now, please…