What the hell has happened to the Detroit Tigers? They just lost 12-2 to the Kansas City Royals. The Royals. The Royals are 46-93 this season. They just recently went thru a 19 game losing streak, but the Tigers can lose to them, AT HOME IN DETROIT, 12-2?!
I mean, this is pathetic. Detroit’s lost 9 games in a row, and they’re a season low 13 games below .500. Where is the offense? What is going on with the pitchers?! Roman Colon is the new pitcher, and I don’t see anything about him worth keeping. And where the hell is Pudge Rodriguez?! This is our 10 million dollar man? Hit the ball Pudge!
*sigh* Another season of incredible frustration.
Tony Caselli 
Well, I would say the first thing wrong is naming someone Roman Colon. As rampant as sexual promiscuity was in Roman times, having a Roman Colon would definatly be a bad thing.