5 thoughts on “What the…?

  1. People are stupid. Or just plain out crazy. Dave’s sister had to deal with this guy (She’s a 911 dispatcher) who went wacko at the trailer park he lived in. I guess he was always making threats to the three sisters that lived across the street from him. Stuff like pointing at them and going ‘BANG’ and saying “I should take her out someday. But not on a date.” So he just snapped one day and shot them up, killed two of the three, set a house on fire, and took off running. The police caught him and he had tons of semi-automatic’s in his trunk. Too bad the guy gave himself up without a fight.

    • I KNOW! What thought process is THAT?!
      “Hmmm….my cat is in a tree. I know, I’ll call 911 and say my house is on fire!”
      “Well…the firemen are angry that there’s no fire! Hey! They’re leaving!”
      “Man, I bet if I SHOOT at them they’ll help me with my cat! I probably won’t go to jail for that!”
      *24 hours later*
      “Hmmm…my cigarettes have been taken by Big Ricky and his gang. I know, I’ll call a guard and say I’ve been assaulted!”
      “Well…the guard is angry. Hey! He’s telling Big Ricky that I tried to get him in trouble!”
      “Man, I bet being in jail is going to really suck now.”

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