3:15am
Woken by gentle thunderstorm. Listen to sounds of the house. Roll over, return to sleep.
3:30am
Open eyes. Something has woken me, not sure what. Turn head, see daughter standing silhouetted in bedroom doorway, unmoving. Wait a few seconds thinking “please don’t let her be a zombie who tries to eat me”, and ask “Honey, you okay?” while running over my zombie contingency plan in the back of my head. She says “Yep” and walks away.
3:32am
A large thunderclap hits and I decide to check on the kids. Max is sleeping, Maggie was awakened by the storm. Snuggle her for a bit, listening to thunder and watching a lot of lightning through the window. Chat in hushed terms for a minute about storms. Do not mention zombies to daughter.
3:40am
Just as I am about to head back to my oen bed I hear a loud thunderclap. I also immediately hear creepy baby sounds coming from the living room. Hold breath, wonder if Stephen King is writing my night. Baby sounds a second time. Maggie sits up with “Dad! Did you hear that?! Is it Mom’s radio?”.
“Not unless it’s set to the creepy-ass possessed demon zombie baby station” I think, running over THAT contingency plan in my head. But before I can answer, more thunder and spooky infant gurgling from the living room. Maggie says “Oh, no, I know what it is.”. Turns out they bought a new baby doll to give as a present later this week, and it’s supposed to make those sounds. (apparently it doesn’t sound demonic to anyone but me?).
3:50am
Back in my own bed. Lots of rain and thunder. After a couple more outbursts from the Twilight Zone baby in the living room, I put the damned thing at the other end of the house and make a point of NOT looking to see if it’s head turns to watch me leave the room.
Damned Halloween weekend and all it’s scary movies.
3:53am
Lying in bed I hear a tiny far away voice that I think says “I liked the other room better.” Leaning over, I grab my iPhone off the nightstand to write this entry…just, y’know, in case.
Outside, the storm is getting louder.
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