Okay, today I had to go and pick up my son’s birth certificate. He’ll be 5 next month and we realized we’d never gotten it from the county. We have to get a copy of it to register him for Kindergarten.

As I’m picking it up, it hit me. He’s going to Kindergarten. In like 4 months, my youngest kid will be in Kindergarten!

WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!

I mean, okay, my beard’s turning a little gray here and there. Yes, my metabolism slowed down, as predicted by everyone I knew who was 10 years older than me. My knee is certainly showing signs of the grief it’ll cause me when I’m a senior citizen. BUT WHEN THE HELL DID WE GO FROM “LET’S GET MARRIED” TO “TWO KIDS IN SCHOOL”?!

*sigh*

I need some aspirin.