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| Spaceship Size |
VW BugSedanJet FighterFishing YachtTractor-TrailerAttack SubmarineNuclear Missile SubmarineAircraft CarrierQueen Mary Luxury LinerManhattan |
| How is the spaceship piloted? |
YokeStickAs above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressedTouch screensThere’s one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch himNeural interfaceA full-body harnessThe pilot must be suspended in gooSome inscrutible alien attached to the ship does itRock MusicMarvin Gaye’s Sexual PilotingThe main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging itPassive-aggressive banter with ship’s computerThe Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to goThinking really hard about the destination |
| How is the spaceship powered? |
FissionFusionAntimatterIrradiating CrystalsRock MusicCoal-fired SteamWood-burning SteamGasolineLoveForcing two people who can’t stand each other to make out on the bridgeBaby sealsSmilesDimensional AnomalyBy feeding the alien creature that’s the engineSexual FrustrationEarl Gray TeaMilkWaterGarbageTickling a member of an alien species while it’s hooked up to the reactorOstrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills |
| What’s the upholstery like on the seats? |
Hard PlasticSoft PlasticCloth UpholsteryLeather UpholsteryCloth like a Louis XIV CouchThat gel stuff they put on bike seatsBeanbag chairsInflatable chairsVinylBaby SealBrushed Aluminum |
| How do you see outside the spaceship? |
PortholesLarge, hopefully sturdy windowsBig flat screenHolographic projector in center of bridgeSmall screens near each stationWristwatch TVsThe power of imaginationThe computer narrates like a movie for the blindThe computer sings an Australian songline |
| What’s the spaceship’s primary purpose? |
PleasureExplorationCombatCargo HaulingGarbage DisposalScienceAgricultureRaw Materials ExtractionTransportationCommunicationsSmugglingGamblingSpreading Love and HappinessRock MusicOther |
| What’s the Captain’s catchphrase? |
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| Main Weapon System: |
Many, many little energy weapons on turrets |
| Main Defensive System: |
Buying American |
| Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments
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| Voice of the ship’s computer: |
temporalone |
| Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: |
davidsmom76 |
| Looks sexy in mandatory uniform: |
beth0319 |
| Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform: |
walou |
| Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker: |
kateherself |
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Aquarius Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz
Don’t ask me how, but it drafted a bunch of you to be on my crew! Congratulations. Now take your stations, and let’s see what’s out there!
Tony Caselli 
beth0319 reporting for duty cap’n! (in my sexy uniform!) You made my week!!
And it was all randomly generated, and it’s all scarily accurate! *evil grin*
*in a robotic tone* Main defenses down! Emperor Horoyoko angry! All your base are belong to us!
ROFL!!
Excellent! All your base are belong to us! Excellent Zero Wing flashback!
Aaah, that’s good stuff.
You’d be a great computer voice, even without the obscure video game references!!
of course i did that…
of course……..
I love the way that TOTALLY fit you! 🙂
Now pick up those sleeves, Lieutenant, and get back to your post!
Perfect!
That is eerily accurate, I would be the one who hates the mandatory uniform!!!
Re: Perfect!
Yeah, it’s funny how dead-on some of them are!!
Now stop whining and put on your freakin’ uniform.