 Dear Santa…
Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In January I put money in mary919‘s expired parking meter (14 points). Last Wednesday I punched rather_reticent in the arm (-10 points). In August I stole kateherself‘s purse (-30 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole brisbaine‘s purse (30 points). Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I’ve been nice (704 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
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Heh! Bah, humbug…
Tony Caselli 
LOL
DOH!
Ouch!
*rubs arm*
You BRUIT!
*tries to bite you with her one wisdom tooth*
You probably deserved it, big snaggley wisdom tooth coming at me, but I lost 10 Santa Points, dammit.
Oh, hell, I swore and lost more.
Dammit.
D’oh!
I have nothing clever to come back with
I’m laughing too hard
Love,
Todd
YOU STOLE MY PURSE!!!!!!!
They should deduct more than 30 points for that. My purses are holy!
*grumbles*
I didn’t mean to .
The devil made me do it.
I forgot my meds.
Purse, what purse?
I thought it was MY purse.
You can’t prove it was me.
I’ve never seen that purse before.
Somebody’s trying to set me up!