So, my son Max has a good friend at school. Her name is Faith. He’s 5, so he occasionally pronounces it Thaif. He told us the other day that he was embarassed, because she said she was going to tell him a secret, but when he leaned in, she kissed his cheek! It’s very sweet. And this week, he came home with a note. From Faith. Written by Faith’s Mom. “Here is Faith’s mom’s cell phone number. So Max can call Faith any time.”
You know what this means, right?
My son picked up his first phone number!! YES! Awww, yeeeeeahHH!!! Who’s a proud dad?!
Saturday night we’re going to the bar and I’ll teach him the “Brief smile and glance away embarassed to be caught gazing at someone so lovely” move!
And in other news, please go and have a try at this. It’s addictive, and funny, with a touch of disturbing thrown in for fun. My best is 928 feet. See how YOU do!
Tony Caselli 
Awww little love!
Be sure to teach him the pick up lines, you know, the real CHEESY ones! lol
For years, my son would tell me about this girl, how she was pretty orenry to him. For YEARS and I kept saying, “Son, it’s because she likes you”.
Well, about 4 years later, we finally got to see her! Hey, wait, she looks 17, all legs, model looks and she’s of a different race! Ooh the beautiful babies they’d make!
Well, she’s outgrown him, but he’s So shy and he still thinks girls have cooties (um…at least I HOPE he does, he can’t date until he’s 30). So, yours just started a liiiiiittle early 😉
And now, I will perform the “Kick Tony’s ass for making her cat-a-polt a cat for distance and blood. YOU SUCK 😉
Bratass!
Cheesy lines? I don’t KNOW any cheesy lines. All my lines are Dead-On Sexy!!
You know you loved the Kitty Cannon, don’t deny it. You’re just mad cuz you can’t beat 928 feet! 🙂
And, in response to your comment…
Girls DO have cooties.
1198 feet, and that was after 13 tries, 11 of which, my cat died… But hey, I really can’t think of 11 other good uses for cats…
Max got a kiss! Awesome. Quick, get him some protection.
And teach him the body drum, chicks dig that!!!
Dom
1198 feet?! Shoot…now I’m gonna have to play some more!