Oh the fun!

Tony Tonic

People Iced: Twenty One
Car Bombs Planted: Seven
Favorite Weapon Revolver
Arms Broken: Twenty Five
Eyes Gouged: Twenty One
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Ice Pick Andy

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4 thoughts on “Oh the fun!

  1. Just Call Me Rusty
    Rusty Rastelli
    People Iced: Four
    Car Bombs Planted: Four
    Favorite Weapon: Sniper Rifle
    Arms Broken: Eighteen
    Eyes Gouged: Seventeen
    Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
    Biggest Enemy: Johnny Tight Lips
    I’ve only iced 4 people. I’m kind of disappointed in that. But I have cut off 12 tongues, which is really gross and clearly takes balls.
    – E

    • Re: Just Call Me Rusty
      Yeah, looking at your stats, you’re definitely the tough broad they call in when they want someone banged up but able to take a message back to their boss! Lots of “And tell your boss it’ll be HIS eye, if he doesn’t pay up!” and that kind of stuff. Excellent.

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