So my brother Dom called and said “You have to go check out this site.”
He was right, and it’s my duty to share: please go here and laugh your butt off!
So my brother Dom called and said “You have to go check out this site.”
He was right, and it’s my duty to share: please go here and laugh your butt off!
Tony Caselli 
Chuck Norris rocks!
Oh yeah…when are you going to finally add me as a friend?!
It’s been….well nearly a year! 😛
Okay, maybe not that long….
One of my favorites from that site:
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
And what the hell are you talking about, you’ve been on my friends list forever!
Not as a mutual friend! It doesnt say “Friend Of:”
No, it doesn’t say “friend of”, it lists you as “Mutual friend”, ya big dork. 🙂
Hey! Its early and I have a sinus headache!
Oh my flipping god! I didn’t think I would ever stop laughing…oh..oh..hoo weeee…oh I’m crying…my side hurts…That has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen! This is my favorite (so far)
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
oh holy crap that’s funny
That’s a good one!
Isn’t that site hilarious? I mean, I’m gonna just start saying those in everyday conversation now!
Chuck Norris is the only person who can actually E-Mail a roundhouse kick!
I love that one
Dom
*laughs*
As your sister, I find it necessary to buy both of you t-shirts for your next birthdays from that site. The phrases will be of my choosing.
But my favorite is…Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Oh God. I just saw, “Chuck Norris does not tea-bag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…I’m crying…hee hee…
Omigod that’s awful! Awfully heelarious! 🙂
It is gross, yet so funny at the same time.