…So here are some general thoughts on the news from this week.
Scotty’s ashes are being sent into space. Excellent. Appropriate. Touching.
Lance Bass, from N’Sync, is gay. Huge shock, I know. Can’t think of anything I care less about…except in how it relates to Mr. Scott. I mean, didn’t Lance try and get onto a space shuttle a couple of years ago? I think it’s just as well that he didn’t make it. I don’t think he and Montgomery Scott would’ve hit it off, and I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason Lance was going.
The Rolling Stones are bringing their tour back to the U.S. Rumor has it this is because the rest of the world asked them to leave.
Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings is in the news again…for bashing Alex Trebek in his blog. Because after winning 2 million dollars, he’s decided to sit around and write a blog about his time on Jeopardy. Dumbass. Go buy a girlfriend and an XBox.
Gillian Anderson is pregnant with her second child. She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one, but the kid is not my son. She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son. She told my baby we’d danced till three, then she looked at me, then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!) She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.
I’m spent.
Tony Caselli 
Owchies! Gillian makes my head spin…..
Ooooh, dizzzzzzzy.
The Truth Is Out There.
The fact that you denied it in Micheal Jackson makes the whole thing kinda suspicious. Everybody knows that doing that automatically makes you a candidate. The only way you could have done that worse would have been to deny it in OJ. You should have denied it in Clinton, he did it, denied it, admitted it, got away with it, and was loved for it…
That was me, by the way.
Dom
Beat it.
Just beat it.
Showin’ how funky and strong is your fight,
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right, just beat it, beat it!
For anyone who needed proof that Tony should do “Weekend Update” on SNL with Tina Fey rather than whatever douchebag is currently doing it…
Look no further.
*laughing*
Thanks, Jason! Oh my God, wouldn’t that be a fun job? Just breeze in there once a week and do the update?
Um…did you fall down in your UserPic? I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who has friends who will take a picture of me on my face before they help me up!! 🙂