These are absolutely hilarious.
And at the same time, they make me a little sad and scared.
Well, okay….more than a little.
The Top Ten “Bushisms”: Really, really stupid things the leader of our country has said in public. With video and audio clips, to add to the fun.
Tony Caselli 
Somewhere around my house Dave has a daily calendar with 365 days of “Bushisms”.
Oh, man. I think if I had to read these every day, I’d lose my mind.
Yeah. It’s kind of depressing when you realize that you’re smarter than the president of the united states. Like, a LOT smarter. And I’m not even the smartest person I know.
That’s exactly it – it’s not just that he says these things, it’s that as President of the United States, he should be BETTER. *sigh*