Bottom of the Fifth Inning: Yanks up over Arizona 4-1.

Funniest thing just happened: a man and his son, who was 9 or 10 years old, just came walking down the steps right next to my seat carrying snacks from the concession stand.

The kid stops, looks around and says “Dad, where’s Ma?”

The Dad gets a look of “Oh God I’m in trouble” and blurts “Oh SHIT, I forgot about your mother! Come on, quick!” and they went sprinting back the way they’d come!
*Laughing*
I have a feeling that guy’s sleepin’ on the couch tonight! Too funny!