Reason 11,203 that my son makes me laugh:
My 9-year old invited a friend to come over and hang out after school today.
They played, as 9-year old boys do, by running around and being loud, playing video games and being loud, and just by being loud.
His friend was just picked up by his mom to go home, and just before he left, after “see ya at school”, the two boys at the same time announced “AWKWARD MAN HUG!!” , then shared a giant hug.