Happy Easter everyone!
Following in the tradition, we will have ham today to celebrate a neat event.
According to historical records (which are, admittedly, a bit unclear), we believe that today marks an important anniversary! It was thousands of years ago that Jesus came back from the dead and, perched on a giant boulder outside of a cave, spoke these words to his followers: “I had this crazy dream! I was on a hill, and surrounding the base of the hill were dozens of giant bunnies with baskets chanting ‘He is risen!’ and pelting me with chocolate eggs and baked hams.”
And thus a tradition was born.