- Sun, 22:44: Max: I hurt my knee at school. Me: Oh? M: Trying to jump over the hallway trashcan. Me: Ah. Did you learn a lesson? M: Yep- Jump higher.
- Mon, 03:06: Dear 3am Insomnia, It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve changed. I just don’t think this is going to work out. I need you to pack your things.
- Mon, 10:45: These cookies my wife made are AWESOME. She said it’s a secret recipe she got from some woman in a tollbooth. Or maybe it was a house…