Yesterday I posted this, because my daughter made me laugh so hard I almost did a spit-take.
I had to follow that up with this one, though, because my son is a fruit-loop.
I called home. He answers the phone, completely out of breath.
Me: Hey buddy! What are you up to?
Max: Well, (*pant – pant*) I took off my shirt, and I’m running around and around the house (*pant – pant*), and then I’m doing jumping exercises and stuff (*pant – pant*), and then I’m sticking my head in this bowl of water that I filled up (*pant – pant*), and holding it under there as long as I can (*pant – pant*), and then I do it all again!
At that point, I tried to ask him for a few details, but I just couldn’t because I was laughing so hard. I mean… WHAT?!
Sometimes I think if the world were run by 10-year-old boys, things would be a LOT simpler. And more fun.