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- Sat, 21:40: RT @BorowitzReport: I had a nightmare last night that there was a movie with both Jim Carrey and penguins in it.
- Sat, 21:57: Always mixed feelings dropping the kids off for summer camp! Excited for them, but always a little worried: they’ll always be my babies! #fb
- Sat, 22:57: Dear Detroit Tigers Pitchers: walking 9 or 10 guys per game is not an effective strategy. Seriously, it’s just not.
- Sun, 10:02: Bwahaha! Oh, Lord, our ability to laugh at the ridiculous – to recognize it for what it is – is one of the greatest gifts we could have! #fb
- Sun, 10:29: Congrats to everyone at ERNIE – we just extended through August 21st! What an honor, such great audience response! http://t.co/1Jue1Lf