Have you heard of Cookie Butter?!

Okay, imagine you could take the magic of an 8 year-old kid seeing the Christmas Tree full of presents from Santa on Christmas morning, dip that feeling in butter, and then mix it with  cinnamon, sugar, and the final kick to the face that the Karate Kid delivered to the evil Cobra Kai jerk in their big climactic fight.  Pass it through a waterfall made up of the laughter of babies, and sprinkle it with the butterflies in your stomach that you got from your first kiss with someone you love.  Marinate it in that rush you get when you jump up from your seat as your team hits a game winning home-run, and knead it with the feeling you get when you find $20 in an old jacket pocket.

Blend in your favorite childhood memory, and bake it in a sunbeam that’s shining through a stained glass window onto a puppy sleeping in front of a roaring fireplace.

Once it’s warm, wrap it up with a bow made out of the sense of satisfaction you got when Kirk kicked Khan’s ass in Star Trek II.

If you did all that… it would taste like this: