My tweets

  • Mon, 21:52: Just finished first rehearsal for Greater Tuna – this is going to be a ton of fun! And, I expect, maybe a little darker than folks think! 🙂
  • Mon, 21:58: “As you can understand, we here at the Humane Society quite often have trouble giving away small, shrill animals.” -Petey Fisk, Greater Tuna
  • Tue, 09:45: In my pajama pants, walking the dogs on a sunny, brisk, gorgeous autumn morning, leaves falling all around us. Perfect.
  • Tue, 11:33: Hey all! Help my friend Meagan, go vote @ this link! 🙂 Only takes a sec. “@MeaganFrancis Can you help me get to 1500? http://bit.ly/ccMQyH

My tweets

  • Sun, 22:44: Max: I hurt my knee at school. Me: Oh? M: Trying to jump over the hallway trashcan. Me: Ah. Did you learn a lesson? M: Yep- Jump higher.
  • Mon, 03:06: Dear 3am Insomnia, It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve changed. I just don’t think this is going to work out. I need you to pack your things.
  • Mon, 10:45: These cookies my wife made are AWESOME. She said it’s a secret recipe she got from some woman in a tollbooth. Or maybe it was a house…