A BIT creepy? A BUNCH creepy. But if I had a zillion dollars, that’s the kind of thing I’d buy just to say I had it!
can you send me your e-mail address?? I don’t have it I realized.
Who the hell paid that much for a freakin kidney stone?? gross.
C’mon, it’s Captain Kirk’s Kidney Stone!!
It’s tony at williamstontheatre.org
When Beavis and Butthead were first popular, my mother asked me “Why couldn’t you have thought up something weird like that to become rich” lol
she of course meant it in a GREAT way.
Well, that and the she said “Melissa, you have great breasts, you should start a pay to see website for some extra cash”.
I nearly fell off my chair 😉 But that’s my mother for you. She sees the best in me always *ROTFL*
*thinks*
…all of the responses I come up with still involve me typing in my credit card number…
*thinks more*
Nope, I got nothin’ appropriate…
*laughs*
They have names:
Pinky and Perky
She named them after a cartoon in the UK
😉
Pinky and Perky?
Not Beavis and Butthead?
Re: Pinky and Perky?
ROLMAO. Ok that was funny and RR I don’t think I know you but have been enjoying your posts for some time now. For what its worth I’m an old friend of Tony’s.
Again LOL.
Spencer
Re: Pinky and Perky?
Nice to meet you! *laughs* I’m shy, but, Tony brings out the best in me! I’ve been enjoying his friends as well!
Wow, look how fast word spreads about my breasts! 😉
Oh God. Not only is William Shatner arrogant enough to think that someone would actually purchase his kidney stone, but some jackass bought it and proved him right!! I need time to absorb this.
And Rather Reticent…you are too funny. I love your mom’s outlook. My mom was fully supportive of me becoming a phone sex operator so that I could stay home after my son was born. Apparently I have one of THOSE voices you know? Couldn’t get my husband to go for it though! He’s such a prude.
Awww…you want me to talk to my mom to talk to your hubby? I’m sure she’d have him convinced that you would be GREAT at it (OOh see…those voices I’ve been told I Have one too!) Maybe you and I could go in business together?
Headlines read:
“Davidsmom76 and RR, the new ladies of 2006”
And then the story would be about how much we make and how we get our own stars on the blvd .. you know.. a True Martha Stewart (for a different industry) story 😉 *laughs*
Oh, I am totally in! Stars on the blvd and all!
But, I’m pregnant, so I’m going to have to hire a hot exotic dancer to stand in for my posters and public appearances. I’m not sure I’d get a lot of calls otherwise…
“Ooooh, check me out….I’m one hot mama…do you like my cankles?…somebody get me a bundt cake”. Not so sexy there.
And we have to have stage names. I would like to be Candy Kisses or something like that.
?!
What in the hell is happening in my LiveJournal?!
You go to work for 5 hours and by the time you come home and check your email it’s been taken over by old friends, new friends and pregnant chicks wanting cake!? Phone sex and strippers making public appearances pretending to be my sister?!
If any of this works out I get a cut of the profits, since my LJ was the breeding ground for this depravity. Now both of you put your tops back on and get back to work.
Re: ?!
5 hours?! You call that work? Get a real job! RR and I might have some openings…
Re: ?!
That’s the line you’re ending with? Seriously? And now I’m supposed to just let it go? After this whole discussion, that’s the choice for a last line?!
*sigh*
Re: ?!
Yes. You really need to let things go.
Re: ?!
ROTFL
He can be our cabana boy 😉
OMG I’m laughing SO hard! (oh, and we’ll wait to get started until AFTER the baby is born 😉 )
Hmm…names…There are these skater chicks I think in Houston, A&E is running like a reality show (omg I shouldn’t love it but I do) and really, some of the names are funny!
How about Miss behaving 😉
(or like one of theirs, Miss Conduct) 😉
Miss Demeanor
Miss Cheeviouss
Miss Turbation
Wait a minute! Dammit! What the hell am I doing, helping you two miscreants?! HEY! Miss Creant….I did it again!! Damn my A.D.D.!! Oh look, a penny!
*rolls in laughter*
Oh those are good Tony!
Thanks! *giggles*
Keep ’em coming! When you are getting royalities you’ll be glad you did! *winks* *taking notes*
Sides hurt with laughter
OK that was a great way to start my morning.
I’ve been traveling and am just now getting caught up with Tony’s journal. And just wanted to say this thread was partcularly funny.
I volounter Tony and I to take the marketing photos of the model/stripers Gena is hiring to use as a stand in. That way he can justify his cut of the profits.
Re: Sides hurt with laughter
Now you’re just trying to get me in trouble.
Re: Sides hurt with laughter
OK, just catching up here and LMAO. I call dibs on Miss Demeanor. I can already picture my cop uniform…and any costume that involves handcuffs is OK by me!
i saw that…thought it was a bit creepy…
A BIT creepy? A BUNCH creepy. But if I had a zillion dollars, that’s the kind of thing I’d buy just to say I had it!
can you send me your e-mail address?? I don’t have it I realized.
Who the hell paid that much for a freakin kidney stone?? gross.
C’mon, it’s Captain Kirk’s Kidney Stone!!
It’s tony at williamstontheatre.org
When Beavis and Butthead were first popular, my mother asked me “Why couldn’t you have thought up something weird like that to become rich” lol
she of course meant it in a GREAT way.
Well, that and the she said “Melissa, you have great breasts, you should start a pay to see website for some extra cash”.
I nearly fell off my chair 😉 But that’s my mother for you. She sees the best in me always *ROTFL*
*thinks*
…all of the responses I come up with still involve me typing in my credit card number…
*thinks more*
Nope, I got nothin’ appropriate…
*laughs*
They have names:
Pinky and Perky
She named them after a cartoon in the UK
😉
Pinky and Perky?
Not Beavis and Butthead?
Re: Pinky and Perky?
ROLMAO. Ok that was funny and RR I don’t think I know you but have been enjoying your posts for some time now. For what its worth I’m an old friend of Tony’s.
Again LOL.
Spencer
Re: Pinky and Perky?
Nice to meet you! *laughs* I’m shy, but, Tony brings out the best in me! I’ve been enjoying his friends as well!
Wow, look how fast word spreads about my breasts! 😉
Oh God. Not only is William Shatner arrogant enough to think that someone would actually purchase his kidney stone, but some jackass bought it and proved him right!! I need time to absorb this.
And Rather Reticent…you are too funny. I love your mom’s outlook. My mom was fully supportive of me becoming a phone sex operator so that I could stay home after my son was born. Apparently I have one of THOSE voices you know? Couldn’t get my husband to go for it though! He’s such a prude.
Awww…you want me to talk to my mom to talk to your hubby? I’m sure she’d have him convinced that you would be GREAT at it (OOh see…those voices I’ve been told I Have one too!) Maybe you and I could go in business together?
Headlines read:
“Davidsmom76 and RR, the new ladies of 2006”
And then the story would be about how much we make and how we get our own stars on the blvd .. you know.. a True Martha Stewart (for a different industry) story 😉
*laughs*
Oh, I am totally in! Stars on the blvd and all!
But, I’m pregnant, so I’m going to have to hire a hot exotic dancer to stand in for my posters and public appearances. I’m not sure I’d get a lot of calls otherwise…
“Ooooh, check me out….I’m one hot mama…do you like my cankles?…somebody get me a bundt cake”. Not so sexy there.
And we have to have stage names. I would like to be Candy Kisses or something like that.
?!
What in the hell is happening in my LiveJournal?!
You go to work for 5 hours and by the time you come home and check your email it’s been taken over by old friends, new friends and pregnant chicks wanting cake!? Phone sex and strippers making public appearances pretending to be my sister?!
If any of this works out I get a cut of the profits, since my LJ was the breeding ground for this depravity. Now both of you put your tops back on and get back to work.
Re: ?!
5 hours?! You call that work? Get a real job! RR and I might have some openings…
Re: ?!
That’s the line you’re ending with? Seriously? And now I’m supposed to just let it go? After this whole discussion, that’s the choice for a last line?!
*sigh*
Re: ?!
Yes. You really need to let things go.
Re: ?!
ROTFL
He can be our cabana boy 😉
OMG I’m laughing SO hard! (oh, and we’ll wait to get started until AFTER the baby is born 😉 )
Hmm…names…There are these skater chicks I think in Houston, A&E is running like a reality show (omg I shouldn’t love it but I do) and really, some of the names are funny!
How about Miss behaving 😉
(or like one of theirs, Miss Conduct) 😉
Miss Demeanor
Miss Cheeviouss
Miss Turbation
Wait a minute! Dammit! What the hell am I doing, helping you two miscreants?! HEY! Miss Creant….I did it again!! Damn my A.D.D.!! Oh look, a penny!
*rolls in laughter*
Oh those are good Tony!
Thanks!
*giggles*
Keep ’em coming! When you are getting royalities you’ll be glad you did! *winks*
*taking notes*
Sides hurt with laughter
OK that was a great way to start my morning.
I’ve been traveling and am just now getting caught up with Tony’s journal. And just wanted to say this thread was partcularly funny.
I volounter Tony and I to take the marketing photos of the model/stripers Gena is hiring to use as a stand in. That way he can justify his cut of the profits.
Re: Sides hurt with laughter
Now you’re just trying to get me in trouble.
Re: Sides hurt with laughter
OK, just catching up here and LMAO. I call dibs on Miss Demeanor. I can already picture my cop uniform…and any costume that involves handcuffs is OK by me!