24 thoughts on “It’s all for charity, but…

  1. When Beavis and Butthead were first popular, my mother asked me “Why couldn’t you have thought up something weird like that to become rich” lol
    she of course meant it in a GREAT way.
    Well, that and the she said “Melissa, you have great breasts, you should start a pay to see website for some extra cash”.
    I nearly fell off my chair 😉 But that’s my mother for you. She sees the best in me always *ROTFL*

  2. Oh God. Not only is William Shatner arrogant enough to think that someone would actually purchase his kidney stone, but some jackass bought it and proved him right!! I need time to absorb this.
    And Rather Reticent…you are too funny. I love your mom’s outlook. My mom was fully supportive of me becoming a phone sex operator so that I could stay home after my son was born. Apparently I have one of THOSE voices you know? Couldn’t get my husband to go for it though! He’s such a prude.

    • Awww…you want me to talk to my mom to talk to your hubby? I’m sure she’d have him convinced that you would be GREAT at it (OOh see…those voices I’ve been told I Have one too!) Maybe you and I could go in business together?
      Headlines read:
      “Davidsmom76 and RR, the new ladies of 2006”
      And then the story would be about how much we make and how we get our own stars on the blvd .. you know.. a True Martha Stewart (for a different industry) story 😉
      *laughs*

      • Oh, I am totally in! Stars on the blvd and all!
        But, I’m pregnant, so I’m going to have to hire a hot exotic dancer to stand in for my posters and public appearances. I’m not sure I’d get a lot of calls otherwise…
        “Ooooh, check me out….I’m one hot mama…do you like my cankles?…somebody get me a bundt cake”. Not so sexy there.
        And we have to have stage names. I would like to be Candy Kisses or something like that.

  3. OMG I’m laughing SO hard! (oh, and we’ll wait to get started until AFTER the baby is born 😉 )
    Hmm…names…There are these skater chicks I think in Houston, A&E is running like a reality show (omg I shouldn’t love it but I do) and really, some of the names are funny!
    How about Miss behaving 😉
    (or like one of theirs, Miss Conduct) 😉

    • Miss Demeanor
      Miss Cheeviouss
      Miss Turbation
      Wait a minute! Dammit! What the hell am I doing, helping you two miscreants?! HEY! Miss Creant….I did it again!! Damn my A.D.D.!! Oh look, a penny!

        • Sides hurt with laughter
          OK that was a great way to start my morning.
          I’ve been traveling and am just now getting caught up with Tony’s journal. And just wanted to say this thread was partcularly funny.
          I volounter Tony and I to take the marketing photos of the model/stripers Gena is hiring to use as a stand in. That way he can justify his cut of the profits.

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