Happy Easter everyone!
According to tradition, we will have ham today to celebrate a neat event. It was many, many years ago that Jesus came back from the dead.
According to historical records, his first words were “I had this crazy dream! I was on a hill, and surrounding the base of the hill were dozens of giant bunnies with baskets chanting ‘He is risen!’ and pelting me with chocolate eggs and baked hams.”
And thus a tradition was born.
Tony Caselli 
CCD would have been so LESS boring and I would have gotten in LESS trouble if they would have taught us the Tony versions of things…
P.S. Happy Easter!!!
Isn’t that how they taught it to you? That’s the way I remember it….
ALL HAIL THE RISE OF ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!
-JZ (That’s Joe Z., not Jesus Zombie)
BRAAAAAAINS!!