To commemorate my wife and I going to see the Harry Potter movie in an hour, I got up this morning, put on some big black glasses, drew a lightning bolt on my head and rode around the house on a broom shouting “Expelliarmus!” and calling the dogs Hedwig and Buckbeak.

This, of course, was purely for my wife and kids, but the best part was that Maggie had a friend spend the night, so I think they’re both emotionally scarred for good now. Bwahaahahahahaaaa! Evil Dad strikes again! 🙂