Okay, add to the list of “Things you never explained because it never even occurred to you that you would have to explain them.”

Standing on the soapdish that’s built into the wall of the shower, to see OVER the curtain because you think it will be funny, is not a good idea.

Parents of 11-year-old boys, learn from my mistake.

Good news, no one injured. AND now we know how much weight it takes to remove one of those. AND baths are nice. AND learning to do tile repair could lead to new and interesting job opportunities…

For him, not me.

Hmmm… Maybe I should start that list?