My coffee pot has stopped working.
I have mixed emotions about this.
On one hand, OH MY GOD NONONO WHERE ARE THE COFFEES I NEED MY COFFEE!!
On the other hand…. Um…. WHERE ARE ALL THE COFFEES GONE?! GAAAAH!! MY SKIN ITCHES!
I guess I’m not conflicted about it after all.
Tony Caselli 
Why do you not have a backup coffee pot in a firesafe box stored at least 50 yards away from the main coffee pot? I think this is just irresponsible behavior. Now, you go buy two coffepots tomorrow. Or go tonight. Meijer is open 24 hours.
This is sound advice. I don’t know why I hadn’t thought of it before.
Are you going to bring one of your spares over here for me? 🙂